Megan Elizabeth.

Full time nerdist,
part time nudist.

vesley:

my whole life

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hopelesshoping:

The Front Bottoms- Tattooed Tears(x)

dildorrito:

what’s the password

frlg:

trans headcanons > “”“genderbends”“”

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

badplanets:

I miss you so but I don’t want you to come back

schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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